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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:51
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Feather-legged lace weaver spider kills prey by covering it with toxic silk - Phys.org
No way
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen marry in west coast ceremony - Buffalo Rumblings
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
No go.
What are hygiene habits that everyone should have?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Are British people in awe when someone from the United States visits their country?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Horoscope for Saturday, June 14, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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With red carpet and a second line, New Orleans welcomes 6,000 Pokémon competitors - NOLA.com
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...